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so long harvey 1927 - 2008
Harvey's genius lay in trying not to break on stage. The comedey was never what Tim was doing, but Harvey always on the verge of breaking. Fucking GOLD.
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Apr 11, 2008
zero sum
In game theory and economic theory, zero-sum describes a situation in which a participant's gain or loss is exactly balanced by the losses or gains of the other participant(s). It is so named because when the total gains of the participants are added up, and the total losses are subtracted, they will sum to zero.
Apr 8, 2008
VOLK - Nationalism goes POP!
"Pop music is for sheep and we are shepherds disguised as wolves". The new Laibach album VOLK is the bands comment on pop culture, presented in a collection of 14 pop songs, inspired by national anthems.
NSK
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Jan 28, 2008
MY PET PEEVES.
BY DAN LIEBERT
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Women who breastfeed in public but then make a big show of hiding it as if I care.
Total strangers telling me what to do, especially square-dance callers.
Those pretentious phonies who say "pasta" instead of paste or "Boca Raton" instead of rat's mouth.
Itchy labels on bungee ankle straps so I itch the whole way down.
When my opera cape gets caught on homeless people's junk.
Waiters who recite the specials in a bored singsong voice as if they don't really care what I eat.
Bad art in motel rooms, especially bad performance art.
When a woman stands near me and people think her ugly baby is mine and it is.
Dentists who cram my mouth full and don't even ask me one question, though I've been practicing all year.
Big, conceited bodies of water, especially Lake Superior.
The depressing attractions at the Svenskfilmindustrie theme park, near Stockholm. (Actually, I may have dreamt this.)
When a can of cheap peas says "Pea Color and Size May Vary" and inside there's just one giant blue pea.
Halloween decorations in a hospice.
Distant calliope music at night tempting me to forget my duties and run off with the circus and to hell with her orgasm!
A "nature burger" with fake grill marks painted on it.
People who know way too much about the Merovingians or cheese.
Prank phone calls like the guy who called me selling light bulbs for the blind. Ha-ha. Very funny. You are sick, mister.
Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs on the sign.
Those foreign guys on the subway who pretend to read newspapers written in gibberish.
People on fire—they're always asking for favors, even if they hardly know you.
The way road signs talk to you in that stern, fatherly voice.
I never seem to meet those cheerful, uncomplicated women you see on tractor-trailer mud flaps.
When a lecturer takes a drink of water and doesn't offer us any.
I've been all over the world and have lived among every kind of culture and I can say, without any hesitation, that the most ignorant, rude, selfish, and self-centered people on earth are babies.
BY DAN LIEBERT
- - - -
Women who breastfeed in public but then make a big show of hiding it as if I care.
Total strangers telling me what to do, especially square-dance callers.
Those pretentious phonies who say "pasta" instead of paste or "Boca Raton" instead of rat's mouth.
Itchy labels on bungee ankle straps so I itch the whole way down.
When my opera cape gets caught on homeless people's junk.
Waiters who recite the specials in a bored singsong voice as if they don't really care what I eat.
Bad art in motel rooms, especially bad performance art.
When a woman stands near me and people think her ugly baby is mine and it is.
Dentists who cram my mouth full and don't even ask me one question, though I've been practicing all year.
Big, conceited bodies of water, especially Lake Superior.
The depressing attractions at the Svenskfilmindustrie theme park, near Stockholm. (Actually, I may have dreamt this.)
When a can of cheap peas says "Pea Color and Size May Vary" and inside there's just one giant blue pea.
Halloween decorations in a hospice.
Distant calliope music at night tempting me to forget my duties and run off with the circus and to hell with her orgasm!
A "nature burger" with fake grill marks painted on it.
People who know way too much about the Merovingians or cheese.
Prank phone calls like the guy who called me selling light bulbs for the blind. Ha-ha. Very funny. You are sick, mister.
Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs on the sign.
Those foreign guys on the subway who pretend to read newspapers written in gibberish.
People on fire—they're always asking for favors, even if they hardly know you.
The way road signs talk to you in that stern, fatherly voice.
I never seem to meet those cheerful, uncomplicated women you see on tractor-trailer mud flaps.
When a lecturer takes a drink of water and doesn't offer us any.
I've been all over the world and have lived among every kind of culture and I can say, without any hesitation, that the most ignorant, rude, selfish, and self-centered people on earth are babies.
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